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St Andrews Day 2026
'Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus!" is now available to book in schools to coincide with St Andrews Day.
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This hilarious adventure has everything you need for the perfect St Andrew's Day treat! The production is a wonderful celebration of Scots language and culture combined with contemporary references and is brimming with comedy and live music.
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St Andrews Day performances are available Monday 23rd November - Friday 27th November 2026.
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Explore our website for further information and testimonials from some of the schools and venues we have visited. ​
​Costings
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We know sometimes schools require additional performances due to numbers or timetabling requirements. With this in mind, we can offer the following discounts on multiple performances.
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1 Show (AM or PM) £499 (excluding VAT)
2 Shows (Across one School Day) £900 (excluding VAT)
3 Shows (Across one School Day) £1275 (excluding VAT)
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We will work with you to schedule the performances to ensure the smooth running of your school timetable. Setting up time is approximately 30 minutes. Often we can dismantle the set and clear the school hall in as little as 20 minutes.
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​Secure your date now by calling 0800 158 38 40 or contact us by clicking here.
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Remember, if you already have something for St Andrews Day 2026, the production is also available during the following times.
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Burns' Day Monday 12th January - Friday 30th January 2026
World Book Day Monday 2nd March - Friday 6th March 2026
Easter Treat Monday 16th March - Friday 3rd April 2026
Summer Term Treat: Monday 1st June - Friday 26th June 2026
​Halloween Version: Monday 26th October - Monday 2nd November 2026
St Andrew's Day: Monday 23rd November - Friday 27th November 2026
Special Festive Version: Monday 30th November - Friday 18th December 2026
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