Wit's it aw aboot?
“Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus!” is the hilarious Scottish adventure inspired by the well-loved song of the same name! Hazel McTavish was determined to become a YouTube sensation but, so far, all of her endeavours had fallen short. However, her latest idea was sure to win over the public and ensure worldwide internet fame. But when she told people, the reaction was always the same ‘Hazel, ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus!’.
Brought to you by the same team who created the acclaimed productions of ‘Scotland and ‘Aw That’, ‘Tam O’Shanter’ and more recently the sell-out run of ‘Wind in the Willows’ at the Warren Theatre, Brighton, this latest production has been entertaining audiences all over Scotland.
This high energy production not only has the audience laughing in the aisles, but is also a celebration of the Scots language and indeed Scottish society and humour.
When is it available?
Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus is available throughout 2022 including (but not limited to) the following periods:
Summer Term Treat: Monday 25th April– Thursday 30th June 2022
St Andrew's Day: Monday 28th November - Friday 2nd December 2022
Special Festive Version: Monday 5th December - Friday 23rd December 2022
Remember, our other Scottish Musical Production - 'Donald, Where's Yer Troosers?' is also available throughout 2022.
How does it work?
We bring the entire production to you! Sets, sound equipment, costumes and, of course, performers. All we require is access to a plug point in the performance area.
The production is one hour in length and can be delivered during an AM or PM session.
Having worked in a vast array of halls and performance spaces, the show can be delivered just about anywhere. We do not require a stage but can work on one if required.
We require 30 minutes setting up time and a further 30 minutes to pack away.
Provided everyone can fit safely and comfortably into the performance area, we have no number or age restrictions.
We have a range of additional safety measures in place during the Covid-19 pandemic. Click here for further details.
Why should ye book it?
Combines drama and live music to make for the perfect whole school treat!
Promotes a strong moral message around work ethic, inclusion and family.
Enhances understanding of Scots language and celebrates Scottish songs and poetry.
Cleverly devised to ensure the production can be fully enjoyed by all primary age groups.
Book with confidence! We perform to an annual audience of over 100,000