If you loved 'Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus', and 'Donald, Where's Yer Troosers?' then you won't want to miss our exciting production of - '500 Miles.  A Scottish Musical Comedy'. 

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Torrential rain, an unconventional tour guide, rogue highland coos, a possible sighting of Nessie, not to mention missing home!  Hazel McTavish was starting to wonder if she was ‘aff her heid’ signing up to the 500 mile challenge across Scotland!  However, encouraged by some new and eccentric pals she meets along the way, and with a wee bit of help from the audience, could her Scottish odyssey yet prove to be a belter? 

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• Entertaining but with a strong moral message.

• Suitable for the entire school to enjoy.

• Enhances understanding of Scots language and celebrates Scottish Culture.

• 1 hour in length. No number restrictions

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Featuring up-to-date songs and contemporary references, audience participation, not to mention brimming with comedy and live music, this is the perfect whole school treat.

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Performances are available throughout 2025.

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Burns' Day                               Monday 20th January - Friday 31st January 2025

World Book Day                     Monday 3rd March - Friday 7th March 2025

Easter Treat                           Monday 17th March - Friday 4th April 2025

Summer Term Treat:            Monday 2nd June - Friday 27th June 2025

Halloween Version:               Monday 27th October - Friday 31st October 2025

St Andrew's Day:                  Monday 24th November - Friday 28th November 2025

Special Festive Version:       Monday 1st December - Friday 19th December 2025

 

Hazel McTavish’s latest adventure is a celebration of a modern Scotland and highlights the best aspects of our society, our culture, and our diversity.  Let’s take the high road together now!  

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Secure your  date now by calling:

0800 158 38 40 or contact us by clicking here.

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