If you loved 'Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus', and 'Donald, Where's Yer Troosers?' then you won't want to miss our exciting production of - '500 Miles.  A Scottish Musical Comedy'. 

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Torrential rain, an unconventional tour guide, rogue highland coos, a possible sighting of Nessie, not to mention missing home!  Hazel McTavish was starting to wonder if she was ‘aff her heid’ signing up to the 500 mile challenge across Scotland!  However, encouraged by some new and eccentric pals she meets along the way, and with a wee bit of help from the audience, could her Scottish odyssey yet prove to be a belter? 

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• Entertaining but with a strong moral message.

• Suitable for the entire school to enjoy.

• Enhances understanding of Scots language and celebrates Scottish Culture.

• 1 hour in length. No number restrictions

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Featuring up-to-date songs and contemporary references, audience participation, not to mention brimming with comedy and live music, this is the perfect whole school treat.

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Performances are available throughout 2026.

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Burns' Day                               Monday 12th January - Friday 30th January 2026

World Book Day                     Monday 2nd March - Friday 6th March 2026

Easter Treat                           Monday 16th March - Friday 3rd April 2026

Summer Term Treat:            Monday 1st June - Friday 26th June 2026

​Halloween Version:               Monday 26th October - Monday 2nd November 2026

St Andrew's Day:                  Monday 23rd  November - Friday 27th November 2026

Special Festive Version:       Monday 30th November - Friday 18th December 2026

 

Hazel McTavish’s latest adventure is a celebration of a modern Scotland and highlights the best aspects of our society, our culture, and our diversity.  Let’s take the high road together now!  

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Secure your  date now by calling:

0800 158 38 40 or contact us by clicking here.

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