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500 Miles - A Scottish Musical Comedy. NEW for 2024!

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If you loved 'Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus', and 'Donald, Where's Yer Troosers?' then you won't want to miss our exciting new show for 2024- '500 Miles.  A Scottish Musical Comedy'. 

Torrential rain, an unconventional tour guide, rogue highland coos, a possible sighting of Nessie, not to mention missing home!  Hazel McTavish was starting to wonder if she was ‘aff her heid’ signing up to the 500 mile challenge across Scotland!  However, encouraged by some new and eccentric pals she meets along the way, and with a wee bit of help from the audience, could her Scottish odyssey yet prove to be a belter

  • Entertaining but with a strong moral message.

  • Suitable for the entire school to enjoy.

  • Enhances understanding of Scots language and celebrates Scottish Culture.

  • 1 hour in length. No number restrictions

Featuring up-to-date songs and contemporary references, audience participation, not to mention brimming with comedy and live music, this is the perfect whole school treat.

Performances are available throughout 2024.

Summer Term Treat:            Monday 15th April - Friday 28th June 2024

Halloween Version:               Monday 28th October - Friday 1st November 2024

St Andrew's Day:                  Monday 25th November - Friday 29th November 2024

Special Festive Version:      Monday 2nd December - Tuesday 24th December 2024


Hazel McTavish’s latest adventure is a celebration of a modern Scotland and highlights the best aspects of our society, our culture, and our diversity.  Let’s take the high road together now!  

Secure your  date now by calling:

0800 158 38 40 or contact us by clicking here.

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