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500 Miles - A Scottish Musical Comedy. NEW for 2023

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If you loved 'Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus', and 'Donald, Where's Yer Troosers?' then you won't want to miss our exciting new show for 2023/24- '500 Miles.  A Scottish Musical Comedy'. 

Torrential rain, an unconventional tour guide, rogue highland coos, a possible sighting of Nessie, not to mention missing home!  Hazel McTavish was starting to wonder if she was ‘aff her heid’ signing up to the 500 mile challenge across Scotland!  However, encouraged by some new and eccentric pals she meets along the way, and with a wee bit of help from the audience, could her Scottish odyssey yet prove to be a belter

  • Entertaining but with a strong moral message.

  • Suitable for the entire school to enjoy.

  • Enhances understanding of Scots language and celebrates Scottish Culture.

  • 1 hour in length. No number restrictions

Featuring up-to-date songs and contemporary references, audience participation, not to mention brimming with comedy and live music, this is the perfect whole school treat.

Performances are available throughout 2023/24

St Andrew's Day:                  Monday 27th November - Thursday 30th November 2023

Special Festive Version:      Friday 1st December - Friday 22nd December 2023

Burns Day Special:              Monday 22nd January - Friday 26th January 2024

World Book Day:                   Monday 4th March - Friday 8th March 2024

Easter Treat:                         Available Throughout March and April 2024


Hazel McTavish’s latest adventure is a celebration of a modern Scotland and highlights the best aspects of our society, our culture, and our diversity.  Let’s take the high road together now!  

Secure your  date now by calling:

0800 158 38 40 or contact us by clicking here.

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