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'Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus!" is now available to book in schools to coincide with Burns Day.

This hilarious adventure has everything you need for the perfect Burns Day treat!  The production is a wonderful celebration of Scots language and culture combined with contemporary references and is brimming with comedy and live music, including some of Robert Burns best loved works.

Burns Day performances are available Monday 22nd January - Monday 29th January 2024.

Explore our website for further information and testimonials from some of the schools and venues we have visited. 

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We know sometimes schools require additional performances due to numbers or timetabling requirements.  With this in mind, we can offer the following discounts on multiple performances.

1 Show (AM or PM)                                 £450  (excluding VAT)                     

2 Shows (Across one School Day)        £850  (excluding VAT)   

3 Shows (Across one School Day)        £1250  (excluding VAT)   

We will work with you to schedule the performances to ensure the smooth running of your school timetable.  Setting up time is approximately 30 minutes.  Often we can dismantle the set and clear the school hall in as little as 20 minutes. 

Secure your  date now by calling 0800 158 38 40 or contact us by clicking here.

Remember, if you already have something for Burns Day 2024, the production is also available during the following times.

World Book Day:                   Monday 4th March - Friday 8th March 2024

Easter Treat:                         Available Throughout March and April 2024

Halloween Version:               Monday 28th October - Friday 1st November 2024

St Andrew's Day:                  Monday 25th November - Friday 29th November 2024

Special Festive Version:      Monday 2nd December - Tuesday 24th December 2024

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